Stop Posting Like A Garage Band - Instagram Caption Pack

Stop posting like a garage band. Start sounding like a band people actually want to follow.

This caption pack is for bands who are tired of begging for likes, guilt-tripping their friends, or writing cringey posts nobody reads.

👉 100 Instagram captions that sound like you have your shit together (sort of).
👉 Perfect for gig announcements, merch drops, studio days, chaos, and daily posts.
👉 Tone: Savage. Dry humor. Actually cool.

Your music slaps. Your captions should too.

🎸 Ready-to-use. Plug-and-post. Zero overthinking.
🎸 Designed for bands who want to grow, not beg.

Your followers will think you’re clever. You don’t need to tell them you bought this.